One day there was this frog on a side of a river
And a scorpion came up and asked the frog if he can take him across the river
Obviously the frog didn’t want to take him across because he thinks he is going to sting him
So after much persuasion the frog agrees and the scorpion climbs up on his back
And half way across the frog gets stung by the scorpion
And the frog said, “Why the hell did you do that? Now we are both going to die.”
And the scorpion said, “Well it’s just in my nature.”
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